This morning, -3 deg C and frosty, car parked outside the garage, she goes outside to start it up to defrost it. Unfortunately, when she'd got home last night, she'd left it in gear with the handbrake off. No, she doesn't know why either...
Anyway, car started with driver's door open, drove it self through the garage door (smashing the up and over garage door and closing the car door against the wall at the same time), collected my R1200GS on the way through, chucking it on its side. Car stopped when it collected enough stuff between it and the rear wall to stall it.
Car is dinged on three sides and driver's door doesn't close anymore. GS is OK, I think, it landed on its crash bar and they're pretty tough, but unluckily it hit the Zephyr on the way over. Only noticed this as I was tidying up the mess.
You've got to laugh or you'd f@#%ing cry.
It's only the barrel, as far as I can see, but replacing it is a right pain. Bores have done eight miles on the new oversize pistons!
